-Kimmish Control Pannel-
To Use: Hover your mouse over the dark blue and white bar on the left side (<-- right over there.. ya can't miss it).. the menu will slide out.. then you can browse to your lil heart's content.. *grin*
Or.. you can use the Site Map to navigate everything on one page.
-Kimmish Drunk Inanimate Objects- Species: Lava Lamp Stimulant of Choice: Marijuana (Weed.) Age: 3 Light Years (Birthdate: 12-25-1999) Living Location: To the right of my Monitor Life Story: I first realized that Smoofy was doing weed.. when he burnt out... He wouldn't turn on for weeks... he burnt his poor lil lightbulb out.. At the time I had a water bed.. and I knew.. I just knew.. that he'd been smoking under there... You know.. thats quite a trick.. smoking under a water bed.. seeing as how you can't GET under a water bed.. but he did it all the same.. He's cut back here recently.. but every once in a while he gets the urge again.. *shakes head* When will he ever learn? Oh well.. remember kids.. Drugs are bad.. mmmkay? 
Species:Pink Elephant Stimulant of Choice: Light Beer (Bud Ice) Age: 16 Elephant Years (Birth Date: 1-17-2000) Living Location: On top of my Monitor Life Story: Ahhh.. figures.. EWI.. the lil sweetheart.. is an alcoholic.. and he knows that its illegal for elephants to get alcohol.. but he doesn't really care.. Oh well.. you know what they say about pink elephants... I just have to make sure he doesn't fall off my monitor in a drunken daze.. Ok ok ok.. so I mess up sometimes.. yes.. he has fallen.. but thats ok.. right? And what better name for a drunken elephant than EWI eh? I mean.. if the police saw a drunk elephant.. I'm almost certian that they'd write it an EWI.. instead of a DWI (Driving while Intoxicated)..  Species: Sunglasses (Oakley, Minute, Code Blue) Stimulant of Choice: Wine Coolers and or Wine (Red.. she seems to really like red) Age: 17 Optical Years (Comming up on 2 calander years, Birthdate: 11-4-1999) (Kimmish Note: the price on these exact glasses have gone up $5.01 since I got these, this style began as a Sunglass Hut exclusive.. now they're not.. go figure.) Living Location: My Face. Life Story: Ahh... the dainty female of the group.. She gets waisted off of wine coolers constantly.. but she hides it well.. Only some of the time will you catch her being "glassy lensed".. She really knows how to hold her liquor.. She does like to party with the rest of 'em though.. and booooy does she party! Just watch out for her doing table dances though.. she gets a bit.. how do you say.. wild? I dunno.. she's pretty dark and mysterious though..  Species: Wooden Rod with Rubber caps on the ends (4 feet long [1.3 Meter], and 7/8ths inch [22 millimeters] in diameter) Stimulant of Choice: Adrenalin Age: Unknown Living Location: Infront of my Door Life Story: Swizzle Stick serves as the bouncer for the DIO's crazy parties.. Gaurding the door with his massive body.. no one knows his real name.. we all just call him "Swizzle Stick".. this happened because some smartass (Kimmish note: Me.) decided that it'd be funny to call such a massive stick that.. Kinda like callin a fat man "Tiny".. No one calls him that to his face though.. because they know that he could definatly put the hurt on 'em.. Word on the street that he has a hot 'n heavy love afair with my doorknob... more news on this as it develops..  Species: Monkey (White Faced Capuchin) Stimulant of Choice: Tequila (Jose Cuervo Gold) Age: 6 Monkey Years (Birthdate: August 01, 1998) Life Story: Sweet lil José can be seen here with his favorite shot glass that he uses to take his Monkey Shots.. and between that and his frequent habbit of taking siestas it's hard to catch him being very lively.. but once he's had a few shots he really belts out his little Mexican monkey songs.. and even some nights I swear I can hear him saying.. in his heavy mexican accent, "Eeeyy Mistressaaa... whyyy don you come ovahhh heyahhh and try some sweeeeeeet monkey loovvinnn?!" She slapped him. Well.. there you have it folks.. and just so you know.. I do not in any way support the use Marijuana.. or underage illegal drinking.. this is all in humor.. and just because Smoofy does it doesn't mean that you should too! He's just a lava lamp for cryin out loud!  The Drunk Inanimate Objects say: "BYEEE, and remember kids, Drugs are bad!" |