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July 12, 2002
Cat! asks:


What do you think of hats?

Kim Answers:

Hmm.. what do I think about hats... I like them... sometimes.. I especially like cowboy hats (heh.. ironic isn't it?) or thoes hats from the 20's that are like.. hmm... well.. they're simi popular among men now.. like the hat that Dick Tracey wore.. cept uh..not yellow.. The blues brothers wore them too.. And RedHat linux uses one as their logo.. I loooove thoes.. I wanna get one for me someday soon >: )

I dunno if I look good in hats or not.. I guess I could look good in a cowboy hat if it fit me properly.. (I don't own one that does currently.. but my dad is getting me one before my wedding >: ) cause he has to get him one.. muah ah ah).. but yeah.. I guess I like em.. but there are some nasty lookin hats too.. like.. I'm sorry to say.. the hat that ZZTop's Billy Gibbons wears... that thing is narsty.. I loooove ZZTop.. and Billy is really coo.. but man.. that hat needs to go..

I guess I'm about hats like I am about accents... they can either be really cool.. or really gross..



July 12, 2002
My Australian Asks:


If you had to eat one thing and one thing only for the rest of your life.... what would it be? (can't say frozen milk either)

Kim Answers:

Hmmm... probably freshly made bread... a nice bread.. like maybe sourdough or something like that.. something that really tastes good.. I love bread.. I dunno why.. but I do.. and ya know I'm still wanting a bread maker for our house : P.. And by the way.. I hate frozen milk : P.. It tastes nasty.. kinda watered down.. it's very odd.. milk just shouldn't be frozen.. and it shouldn't have ice in it either.. waters it down and screws up the texture.. I can be completly content eating a special bread and drinking milk if I had to for the rest of my life.. so ner : P



July 13, 2002
Cat! Asks:


A girl has stolen my guy. What should I do?

Kim Answers:

Pheww.. hmm... well it'd help more to have more information on the situation.. I mean.. I could guess.. but umm.... if I guess wrong the advice would be wrong.. Did she do it on purpose? Did he like you in the first place? Were yall really dating or was he just a crush? Usually if another girl has "stolen" your guy he didn't really like you that much in the first place.. or maybe he did but he likes her more.. If she was a friend of yours if I was you I'd be extremely upset.. well.. if she did it on purpose.. If he was a boyfriend I'd definatly give him an earfull.. but ultimately moving on should be at the end of it all.. no matter what happened.. because obviously the guy wasn't the one for you.. and may or may not be the one for the girl who "stole" him.. If he was the one for you he wouldn't have gotten with her..



July 15, 2002
BadAzzzBiatch Asks:


Yee babee...I wuz wundrin watcha like to do when them hormones go raging and yous turn into a SEXY WOMAN MACHINE!

Also, what are you current thoughts on the economy, particularly the stock market? And what do you think of the relationship between our upward economy and very downward market? Will one sway the other? Or will they one day balance?

Thanks!

Yours truly,
BadAzzzBiatch

Kim Answers:

Lol.. with the evidence of the complete difference in the first paragraph and the second paragraph of your question.. I think YOU need to get control of YOUR hormones : P

As for the second.. more normal.. paragraph.. I try not to think about the stock market too much.. I mean.. I don't have stocks.. I don't trade.. not yet anyway.. I may sometime in the future.. but I doubt it.. but I really don't concider our market to be down.. maybe it goes down a lil some days.. it goes up a lil somedays.. but really.. it is very.. very up.. and our economy probably will make it go up even more.. it probably won't ever balance.. because stock traders never leave it alone..

I do think stock intrests are going to continue changing.. out with all the "Dot com" type deals and more twards real things that really matter.. like defence products and foods.. and prolly hard money items like gold and diamonds n such.. things that have substantial value instead of fake "virtual" shops..



July 25, 2002
chookie Asks:


will leoaprd print ever go out of fashion *gives worried look*

Also, will Kim join the famed rumandmonkey?


Kim Answers:

Hmm.. leapord eh... I dunno.. maybe it will.. but it always comes back... : P I just keep wondering about that leapord print underwear.. kinda um... unusual..... but oh well.. I ain't buyin it.. and as for Rum & Monkey.. if you check the famed petition.. you'll find your answer >: P

The Kim has spoken!



August 13, 2002
Nick Asks:


What's the deal with chickens?


Kim Answers:

Chickens... well... they ya know... taste good.. And they lay eggs.. and hey.. thoes taste good too... especially when they're fried ya know.. and the yolks are all runny...... mmmm....... fried eeggsssss..... Anyway.. chickens.. the deal is.. that they taste good. : P



August 15, 2002
Cat! Asks:


What is your opinion on marshmallows?


Kim Answers:

Ahh.. well.. it depends.. I can't eat them raw.. I gag when they get in my mouth.. it's quite strange.. but I've never ever ever been able to eat one raw.. I don't like them in hot chocolate either.. I'm too much of a purist for that I guess... Really the only way I DO like them is this secret family snack that we make.. "McBride Special".. I don't know if I'd get linched if I posted what it was or not..

And whats the deal with thoes fake marshmellow type things in cerials? Thoes are just nasty....



August 15, 2002
My Australian Asks:


Am I allowed to ask more than one question?


Kim Answers:

To quote myself.. "you can ask anything you like.. and I'll put the questions and answers up".. and obviously.. since Cat! has asked.. what.. 3 now? I think the answer is pretty obvious dear : P



September 17, 2002
Crouton Asks:


Hi! Out of curiousity.. if you had a pet smurf.. would you make him/her your slave? I mean it would be pretty neat to have a smurf clean your room and stuff... then have your friends over and they would be thoroughly impressed.. and then you.. would say "Oh.. that's just my smurf slave."


Kim Answers:

Hmm.. quite an interesting prospect... tis a shame though that I don't really like the smurfs that much... they're commies ya know.. it's really sad.. I always feel for Brany smurf... anyway.. I think I would make it my slave anyway.. just beacause.. you're right.. it would be really cool and impressive.. BUT.. I'd be a really nice slave master.. and I'd even take it with me when I get married so it can clean our house and such.. and hey.. I'll even give it weekends off.. ain't I nice? But the question is.. which smurf would I get?.... Oh.. duh.. Kimmish Smurf.. shoulda known : P.. the only smurf who wears all blue.. Yall have prolly never seen it.. but it exists.. ya just have to look reeeeeally hard.. specially since it's the shortest smurf.. poor thing.. Oh well.. atleast I won't turn it into gold.



September 25, 2002
Wretched Animal Asks:


On one part of your site I see you're going to Australia, another says you're living in Texas. I'm not sure which is the most accurate. Soooo do tell us, oh mighty Kim- which is it, and if I may pry, why?


Kim Answers:

Ahh... I thought this was self explanitory.. but I shall be glad to answer... The simple answer is.. "Both.".. but to be more detailed..

I live in Texas, I was born in Texas, and I've never lived anywhere but Texas. Infact.. if you put "Houston" infront of every instance of "Texas" in the previous sentance.. it would still be true.. Though I don't really like to admit it all that much..

As for Australia.. my fiancé lives there.. so I'm going there in April to visit him for about a month.. then shortly after he's going to move here so we can get married and live all happily ever after n such : ) Hopefully that clears up yer confusion..

*Added September 27, 2002*

We're going to live in Texas after we're married because of a number of reasons.. I'd honestly LOVE to live in Australia.. but it's not as practical as staying in Texas.. All of my family lives here.. (a really BIG family) and they all love and support me.. Brad's family is very small and he doesn't get along with them very much..

I have a car here.. he doesn't have a car.. and I know more about where to find places to live.. and how things work law wise.. how to pay taxes.. and all of that usual living stuff.. Brad doesn't know this stuff about Australia.. so I'd have to re-learn EVERYTHING that I already know..

I really.. get along with my parents.. especially my dad.. and I'm really attached to them.. Brad is the oposite with his parents.. he'd rather be as far away from them as possible.. and I think he likes my parents better than his parents.. lol..

The economy is better here.. so jobs would be more availible and everything..

The general Texas attitude is much like Australia's.. very laid back and friendly.. so we'd fit in both places.. I do hope we can move to Aus later on when we're more settled and have good jobs and enough money to move.. and can you imagine shipping all our wedding gifts? That'd be insane.. shipping is VERY.. expencive..

It's just easier for him to move here than for me to move there.. I wish it was the oposite.. but it's not : /



September 26, 2002
Suthernbabe Asks:


What's with 27?!


Kim Answers:

Ahh dear... this is one of the Kimmish "mysteries" that I take pride in.. It usually serves as a code so I can really know a real Weird Al fan if I happen to meet one.. because only REAL Weird Al fans know the significance of the 27.. But more than likely it'll still work for me cause hardly no one reads this page anyway! lol.. And even if it doesn't work anymore.. I have other ways of telling ; )

At any rate.. as if you couldn't tell 27 has something to do with Weird Al..

See.. there seems to be an odd occurance of 27s that fallow Al around.. Theres a site dedicated to listing all of the odd Al related 27s that people have found at The 27 List.. I've even submitted atleast one.

Anyway.. beyond that.. it's my favorite number.. and it fallows me around too.. quite odd.. but I like it.. The oddest thing is usually when I look at clocks just to see the time.. it usually says *:27.. and I don't TIME it that way on purpose either.. it's always at random times of day.. not every hour or anything.. it really is odd..

I also think 27 is the best age to be.. just.. my thing I guess. And to add even more goodness to 27.. I'm getting married on September 27.. SOooo.. woo hoo!

There! Now stop hounding me!!



September 26, 2002
Suthernbabe Asks:


Hi Kimmerz! Oh wait.. that wasn't a question.. Do you like ketchup?


Kim Answers:

Howdie! Lol... ketchup... hmmmm... yes.. yes I do.. but I like mayonase more... I dig ketchup mostly when I can't get mayonase.. but I don't like it on burgers at all... ewww. But I must say it is the ONLY condiment to be used on onion rings..

ESPECIALLY.. (Texan alert) Whataburger ketchup.. it's just.. awesome. And Whataburger onion rings paired up with Whataburger ketchup is just..... to die for.



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