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-Ask Kimmish Kim-People seem to enjoy asking me questions.. be it about computers.. or relationships.. or just general off the wall things.. They enjoy the advice I give.. I've been told that I give good advice.. So.. from the crazy.. to the mundane.. about you.. about me.. about the world.. you can ask anything you like.. and I'll put the questions and answers up.. Or Read Older ones in the Archives *DISCLAIMOR* If you ask me physical questions of a sexual nature.. such as "Can I see your (Blank)" I will automatically farward the question to My Australian.. and thus.. you shall be drawn and quartered.. and fed to Idiot Dog. If this form doesn't work for one reason or another.. feel free to email the question(s) to . -Kimmish Answers-Josef Weinburg Asks: First and foremost, where in the great wide world of sports have you been? Eh, that's all I've got. Take care! Jojo Kim Answers: Hmm.. where have I been.. Well I can tell you I haven't been online much.. but I bet you already guessed that.. I've just been busy.. I just started taking college classes and I've been knitting and.. well.. I've been bein married.. which brought my life out of the virtual world and gave it a violent shove into reality.. I actually like it better though.. Sorry I haven't talked to ya in a while.. Hopefully you've been doin good. MrDave Asks: Just a little background...I work with, not one, but TWO Kims who apparently have acquired your missing height since both of them are tall (5'9" and 6' even) I too am in love with (and will likely marry) an Australian (her name is Heather). She lives in Melbourne (actually just outside Melbourne in Mill Park) So where in Australia is your Australian from? Kim Answers: This might just be my favorite question so far.. I don't know why but it just gave me the giggles.. and you can tell the Kims that you know that I WANT MAH SHARE OF THE HEIGHT OVER HERE!! So they should stop bogartin it dang it!! Hehehe.. anyway.. My Australian, Brad, lives just outside of Melbourne TOO.. how cool is that eh? Cept I don't know if I should say the part he lives in on here.. it's kinda.. ya know.. the internet.. scary creepies about ya know.. lol.. but he does! That should create a lil loyalty for you and make everyone from Sydney who reads this go "eeeewwwwww!!" (If.. infact theres anyone from Sydney who reads this anyway..) Australians are the best.. well.. besides Texans.. (Texan pride is hard to shake) but I figure Australians are much like Texans anyway.. I've been researchin it.. BUT.. My Australian is better than any Texan ever could be.. so ner! Hehehee.. Suthernbabe Asks: What do you think of duckies? lol. *runs off singing the Rubber Ducky song* Kim Answers: I always loved the rubber duckie song.. Earnie was always so cool.. I always thought Bert was a stick-in-the-mud.. but I ironically related to him more than Earnie : /.. I have the rubber duckie song mp3.. lol.. Other than that.. I don't really think of duckies.. I don't overly like em.. but I don't hate em either.. they're just.... duckies. Lol.. Oh well.. some things I guess I just don't have an opinion on.. imagine that! Keola Asks: Ok.... Do you Yahoo? Got milk? Whats the meaning of life? When did you stop growing? And last but not least.... "Can I see your (Blank)" Kim Answers: Hmm.. yes. Yes! I get very.. VERY.. moody when I don't have milk actually.. it's quite um... frightening.. and yes.. Brad knows this.. he PROMISES he'll keep our fridgerator well-stocked milk wise.. I'mma hold him to that. 42... lol.. actually I think it's different for everyone.. Mine is "Get married, and then do whatever else God wants me to do" basically.. also.. laugh.. cause.. its fun. and if God didn't want us to laugh.. He wouldn'ta made the platypus. Probably when I was 14 or 15.. well.. I stopped growing taller then.. I figure I'm pretty much done growing now though.. NO!!! IDIOT DOG WILL LOVE EATING YOUR FLESH! Muah ah ah!! Wretched Animal Asks: No fair!!! Want a traveling partner for the long trip to Australia? I wanna go. I need to be in Australia anyway. So that's my question. Can I go to Australia with you? Please?! Kim Answers: Heheheheh... Well.. to tell you the truth.. this job has already been filled : P.. My dad is going with me.. but he promises not to act "dad like".. he's gonna find his own stuff (women) to do.. But.. I'm sure we could make room for you.. but.. 1. do you have your own money? You need atleast 2,000 dollars.. prolly 3.. American. 2. Can you get off school for 3 weeks in April? 3. Can you bein Houston on April 6th? 4. Can you/will you find your own things to do when we get there? I will not have a 3rd wheel : P Vic Prechtel Asks: You're my age, 18, and you're already planning to get married, and honestly, I'm already thinking of asking my g/f of 7 and 1/2 months to marry me, sometime around this time next year. Assuming nothing goes wrong, do you fully encourage it? I've yet to meet a couple this young already wanting to get married, and it puts a smile on my face to see someone else this happy. Your opinion would be greatly apperciated! :-D Kim Answers: Well.. there are numerous ways I could go about answering this question.. but I think I'm going to take my favorite rout.. I think age has very little to do with what point in time that people should get married.. I think people look at age WAY.. way.. too much these days.. Why is it all about the number of years a person has spent on the earth.. instead of the amount of stuff they've been through.. how they've lived their lives.. and their maturity level? Most older people (grandparents n such) got married when they were "young".. 18 and under for most of them.. I know my grandmother was 17 when she got married.. and she's still happily married to the same guy.. they're having their 50th anniversary soon.. Their marriage has been a source of inspiration for me for many years now.. The next generation (our parents) started waiting later and later to get married.. and now the divorce rate is over 56%.. obviously.. they haven't gotten it right.. If these "adults" knew everything then why can't they keep their marriages together? I think each person has a thing in them that lets them know when THEY are ready to get married.. and it has nothing to do with age.. it has to do with where they're at in their life.. and how mature they are.. but mostly.. if they've actually found the person God has put on this earth specifically for them.. How do you know if you've found this person? Well.. when it hits you.. it hits you.. hard.. You may have known this person for years.. but all the sudden one day.. you realize that you can't even imagine your life without them.. and you know more than you even know your own name that you want THEM.. and just them. It's a sureness like nothing else.. And once this happens.. you realize that you want the rest of your life to start as SOON as possible.. When it hit me.. I was suddenly not attracted to any other guy on the planet.. no matter how "hot" they were.. When this first started happening I felt like I was broken or something.. lol.. "What is WRONG with me?"... Movie stars that used to get me all bothered suddenly had no affect.. even guys I used to watch in real life... nothing. Had no desire whatsoever to even look at them.. And I used to be a major guy watcher.. I was.. BAD.. my mom used to get offended that I ogled so much.. lol.. Now I avert my eyes from underwear commercials or anything else like that.. I just don't wanna see it.. Suddenly you want to be the very best person you can be.. the very best YOU.. not pretending to be something you aren't.. but paying more attention to things that you may need to fix about yourself... things that aren't quite right.. Like on "As Good As it Gets".. "You make me wanna be a better man" I do believe there is one true love on earth for each person.. and I believe they'll find them at the right point in their lives.. but you can't close yourself off to where you're not open to it.. it's the most wonderful thing that can ever happen to you (Asside from getting a real relationship with God) It's a gift.. a wonderful gift.. and to throw it away just because some people might think that you're too young would just.. be.. stupid. Theres only one person who knows when you're ready to get married.. and it's You. And if both of you are ready.. then go for it.. if its the right thing to do.. it'll all fall into place for you.. I hope you and your girlfriend are blessed and everything works out for yall like you want it to.. Chenoa Asks: Since I'm such a loyal reader of your site, I thought I'd ramble andhopefully come up with a question to ask, since you haven't had one fromme in awhile. First of all, I absolutely love your response to themarriage question about age. I agree with you completely. I'm 15 and a freshman in high school. My boyfriend is 18 and a senior inhigh school. My mom absolutely loves my boyfriend and treats him like he'sfamily. My dad hasn't met my boyfriend but has already made up his mindthat he doesn't like my boyfriend because of his age. Can I get youropinion on this, and any suggestions? Kim Answers: Ahh yes.. dads are tricky creatures... My dad always wanted to "show him his shotgun" whenever I'd mention ANYONE of the male persuasion.. (Quite amusing that he never said that about Brad.. hmm.) Anyway.. my point is.. most dads don't want their daughters dating till they're 30.. and once you hit 15 they move it up to 45.. Quite unrealistic but they're just.. ya know... scared of not being the only guy in yer life anymore.. What I suggest doing is this... talk to your dad at random times about yer boyfriend.. not in that "Omg he's so cute and so smart and.." kinda way.. but in the way that you make him sound like a real person... mention things they have in common.. like if he says something about a truck say, "Hey.. ya know.. (His name) was telling me about that last week" or whatever... but be honest.. don't make something up.. In the event that they don't have anything in common.. well.. hmm.. I guess all you can really do is have them actually meet.. because then he'll see what a nice guy he is and won't just be imagining some 18 year old guy there to take his daughter from the cradle and have his way with her as he pleases.. (Because I'm pretty sure that IS what yer dad is thinking.) Dads are sensative about boyfriends/male friends/fiances/husbands.. they just ARE.. because yer their lil girl and they want you to stay that way.. which you won't.. but they still want you to.. My dad has been really great about Brad.. and is actually starting to look forward to him getting here because he wants to push off all the stuff he doesn't like doing onto him.. lol.. "I can't wait till Brad has to pay for all this stuff.." "I can't wait till Brad is the one lifting you into the grocierie cart.." That kinda thing.. It'll be allright... so just try what I said.. : ) Anonymous 15 Asks: Hi Kimmish Kim, I have a problem at home. My dog won't stop having sex with my cat! Whatshould I do? Greetz Anonymous 15! Kim Answers: Oohh dear... well.. like Bob Barker says.. "Please spay and nuter your pets".. Allthough I've never seen a dog that'd go after a cat like that.. lol... and why doesn't your cat scratch your dog? I would if I was the cat... but ya know... it's not me... : P.. anyway.. get the dogs nuts lobbed off.. should be fixed after that... I mean hey.. Idiot Dog stopped humping my brothers leg after he lost his.. so there's hope for all dogs.. HemiCuda Asks: hello ^-^ uhm... i'm just gonna ask some silly things then ^-^ Why do you like BMW?? How did you fall in love with... uhm... "Brad" was it?? Are you looking forward to getting married to a guy you haven't even met in person yet?? Kim Answers: 1. They are BEAUTIFUL cars.. I get all squishy inside when I look at them.. I subscribe to BMW magazine (And yes.. I assure you.. I am definatly female.) They drive amazingly smooth and they're highly rated in safety and performance.. They sound amazing.. they look amazing.. and they make Brad jealous when I drool at them.. lol... I love going to the BMW dealership where my mom got her car (Yes.. I was crazy for them BEFORE she got her car. Before she even mentioned them.) The guy who sold it to us is AWESOME and we talk and make jokes alot when I go there (yes.. I go there for fun.).. He drives me around in the lil golf cart and we make jokes and make fun of mom.. (She won't keep her car clean..) They're expencive yes.. I know.. but theres just nothing like them.. They truely are "the Ultimate Driving Machine" 2. Yes.. his name is Brad.. (Really.. no Quotes around his name please : P) And I fell in love with him because... well.. hmm... lots and lots of reasons really.. But mostly.. I don't think it was a choice.. it was a choice to fess up to it.. but it wasn't a choice that it happened.. I do believe that God made him for me.. and me for him.. we're just that perfect together... Anyone who knows us can tell.. And don't go thinkin, "yeah.. she just says that cause she's in love".. cause no.. this is bigger than that.. trust me. 3. Yes.. I am.. more than you could even imagine.. and I am "meeting him" before the wedding (31 days left!!).. to us it doesn't feel like we haven't "met" before... we're so connected it doesn't feel like we're "not real" or whatever else.. We're in contact constantly.. we use the phone.. webcams.. AIM.. email.. voice chatting.. real mail.. We're as real as we can get.. We anticipate the wedding more and more every day.. if I wasn't looking forward to it.. I wouldn't be getting married. Even people we know are looking farward to it as much as we are.. (especially our close friends.. and especially the ones close enough that we've chosen to be in the wedding).. It's a wonderful blessing.. all of it.. I'm so thankful I could just burst. Some Crazy Yank Asks: Why? P.S. Can I see your...Idiot Dog? Kim Answers: Hmm... why..... Well.. why not? Actually I think the more important question would be, "How?" or maybe "When?".. When is a good one... yeah.. I like When. Anyway.. and...... actually.. no.. you can't.. Idiot Dog does not belong to me... but you can see MOM'S Idiot Dog : P  Chenoa Asks: 1) Can you tell us what you have in mind for your site? Any more sectionsyou plan on adding? 2) If you take any pictures while you're in AussieLand, are you going topost them? 3) Are you going to put your wedding pictures up on here?I think I'm done for today. Kim Answers: 1. Hm.... well.. I pretty much like all that there is now.. but I'll be adding stuff about my Australia trip.. maybe like.. a trip blog or something... 2. Yes indeed... not sure if I'll post pictures of us.. but I know I'll be posting lots of pictures of random things.. they'll be interestin.. I promise ; ) I bought a new chip for my camera that has 64mb of memory in it... plus I'll probably be burning cds of pictures while I'm there too... so there won't be any lacking in pictorial goodness.. 3. Probably.. atleast a few.. I'm still thinking of making a special website just for my wedding stuff... but I haven't got the 15 dollars for a domain.. lol... still thinking though.. There'll be a special something for all my internet friends though.. yall won't be left out : ) Chenoa Asks: Did you know that if you scroll down fast on your front page (where theupdates are) that the lines look purple? *walks off in amazement* Kim Answers: Hm.. actually I think they look purple all the time... lol... Tippy Asks: where can i listen to the rubber duckie song Kim Answers: Well it was on Sesamie Street years ago.. I bet they still show it sometimes.. but I happen to have an mp3 of it.. You can download it Here.. Zoltan Asks: How come you never go to your aunts house on holidays anymore? Kim Answers: Well it depends on which aunt you speak of.. But I can guess (cause I kinda sorta remember the name "Zoltan" being one of my cousins but I'm not 100% sure which one it was.. : P) but I was there on Thanksgiving.. and um.. I dunno... stuff : P.. We're supposed to be going to the movies today.. but yall ain't called yet.. ya slackers. Chenoa Asks: I've seen that you wanted questions for a while, so I'm going to just throw questions out- hope you don't mind. How are you? What's your favorite foods, movies, actors, actresses, animals, holidays, and season? How's the wedding plans going? And.. ummm.. describe yourself in 3 words- other than 'kimmish'. LOL Kim Answers: How am I.. hm.. well currently.. right this moment.. my back is sore and my head hurts.. and it's "I hate being a girl" time.. so um.. physically I'm not all that peachy.. but in general I'm happy and all that kinda thing.. Favorite foods: Pasta with alfredo sauce.. (Especially the Cajun Chicken Pasta at Chilis.. and the Fetuchini alfredo with Crab at Joe's Crabshack).. Chocolate icecream (From Marble Slab.. Specifically Tripple Dark Chocolate.) And hmm.. well something I eat more than anything else.. cheese sammiches.. just white bread with mayonase and Kraft American cheese.. (Kimmish Note: In Australia this cheese is not known as American cheese.. it is known as Kraft Cheese Slices.... same cheese.. two names.. crazy? Yes.) Favorite Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.. Shrek.. and hmm... lots.. of other ones.. that I can't really think of.. my favorite recent movie is currently Bruce Allmighty.. Which.. just kicked all kinds of arse. Actors/Actresses: I happen to have a soft spot for Tim Allen.. he's too much like my dad.. lol.. I also like Bruce Willis when he's in funny movies.. and Mel Gibson in funny movies.. (Maverick is one of my favorite movies that no one else has ever seemed to watch).. I don't really have favorite people much anymore.. I just know who does what I like.. I tend to like funny movies more than anything else.. I don't have any of thoes "Oooo he's hot" kinda things that most people have.. Animals: I love beagles.. and cats.. well cats that aren't evil.. and I also have a dear spot in me for koalas... (even before I met Brad.. so stuff it. lol.) They're alot like me.. small.. furry.. cute.. and inherently evil when they have to be.. And.. I love platypus...er..is... er.. es.... platypi?.. Well whatever.. THEM.. I like them.. cause their existance proves that God has a sense of humor. Holidays: I happen to love Thanksgiving.. FOOD. Lots of food... lots.. and lots... of food. Plus I more oftin than not get to see most of my dad's side of the family.. which I entirely enjoy. And quite oftin my cousins from Florida (Mom's side) come to visit. Season: I love fall/winter... I say both because in Texas they're pretty much the same. lol. Or atleast in Houston they are. Wedding plans: are going fine and dandy.. I'm still relying on God to get EEEEVERYTHING worked out.. and I need to order the invites.. but most of the plans are done and set.. Only teeny loose ends to work out left.. Three words.. OTHER.. than Kimmish.. Gee.. hmm.... Short.. Humorous... Intelligent... and Brad's : P.. Oh wait.. that's 4 isn't it.. oh well : P Melissa Asks: Hello! I recently adopted a dog from the anti cruelty center inMichigan and she is two years old. She has been spayed and all but shehas been humping towels and even body parts of my family members exceptme. My questions are, 1) When will she stop acting like this? And 2) Isit normal? Many people told me that the hot weather has something to doto it but I would really love your opinion. Thanks! Kim Answers: When I first recieved your question I had no idea how I would answer it.. so I consulted with my associate.. and we've come to the conclusion that yes.. your dog is a hermafrodite. Lol.. I'm just kidding.. but really.. since your dog is female.. getting her fixed won't take away her umm.... sex drive.. So every once in a while your dog will go "into heat".. I really don't think hot weather has anything to do with it. This being said.. I'd like to remind you that I am NOT a trained veterinarian in any way shape or form.. You should not substitute my advice/comments for thoes from a professional. You might want to call a vet and ask them about this. |