Tedium.. Thy Name is Fringe.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
It's done.... It is SO done.. I don't care if other people think it isn't done because it IS. It. Is. Done.
And I couldn't be happier.. I'll be even MORE happy when it is OUT of my house and in Aunt Faye's house.. because then it won't be getting fur on my couch and clothes anymore! HA!!
I win!!
But before I show you the finished product.. I must show you the massive frogging you missed.

This was just before the frogging.. if you can see it, yes that tape measure says 28 inches... and that was just for HALF of it... that thing would fit a line backer!!! Let us keep in mind that this is NOT a fullsized poncho.. this is a "capelet" whatever the heck that is.
Cry me a river.. Ugh it was so hard... I hate this yarn.. I really do. Ugh ugh ugh..
I feel ready to have a party.. I'm so excited that it's done!!! I even wove in the ends and everything! It's TOTALLY DONE!!!!I just finished the fringe about thirty minutes ago.. I didn't know fringe was so awful and tedius.. but I guess that's what happens when you have 65 pieces of double yarn fringe to do.. Never again. Thankfully I used the cardboard fringe trick.. (You know, that one where you cut a piece of cardboard as wide as half the length you want the fringe to be, then you wrap the yarn around it like a fiend a bunch of times (65..but whose counting?) and then cut one edge of it and you get fringe!)
Now I just have to pack it up in it's special matching gift bag (Yeah.. I'm special like that.) and take it to Aunt Faye on Thanksgiving. I desperately hope that she likes it... and I even hope that she likes the (heh) gift of the two left over yarn balls that I'll be giving her with it. (Muah ah ah ah.)
Yessir.. I do sure love my Aunt Faye.
Now.. I can go to bed without worrying about this thing ANY more!! YAY!!!
(Who wants to party with me?)
Look What Iiiii goooottt!
Well yes.. it has been a few days since I posted last... and I have some great news.. and some pretty darn bad news.. but I enjoy the good news first..

A beauty ain't it? And I just love my walpaper.. The oh so nice
Nancy provided it for me.. I just love her
Yarn Porn.. (Lol. I still laugh about that.)
One huge difference I'm noticing here is that when I'm typing in blogger my letters aren't lagging.. It really is somethin when you can type too fast for a computer. (Bonus: Less typos!)
I'm also able to edit pictures much easier.. unfortunately getting the pictures out of the camera isn't so easy as the USB cord is attached to our desktop PC.. and it doesn't like to come out and play. (Translation: Kim doesn't like to crawl under the desk to free it from the spaghetti of wires.)
But soon I hope to own one of
these and all of my problems will be solved! (Well.. camera wise anyway. lol.)
Well... now for the bad news...
...There are 8 days until Thanksgiving... And...
I have to frog Aunt Faye's project.
...Yes... I said have to.. There is no saving it... it all has to go and it has to be redone.
...This could be suvere disapointment to my dear Mammy.. Who also mentioned paying me for my knitting efforts. (I thought it was cool of her to pay for the yarn.. but I didn't expect anything else.)
I'm hoping I can whip it out anyway.. I need a serious knitting miricle.. but the way it is right now just won't do.
For some reason it is coming out GIGANTICALLY huge.. I think two of Aunt Faye could fit in it the way it is now..
So my plan is to frog, and then reknit into the XS size.. which probably will turn out right..
I honestly don't think that it is my fault.. I think that this is a very badly written pattern.. (I know, what do you expect for free?) and there are certian elements that are left out that could be entirely useful to know..
"Gauge: 3 sts to the inch"
...A bit vauge aren't they? Is that "stitch" stockinette stitch? (Which I assumed) Or the pattern stitch?
And what about row gauge?!!
It also doesn't list any finished width measurment.. only length. How does that EVEN make sense?!
Ugh.. anyway.. I told Mammy that I absolutely didn't ever want to knit another one of these ever again.
Ps. I also have a backup plan... if I can't get this thing finished by Thanksgiving, I will be presenting Aunt Faye with a shawl I knitted as my first big project.. I've been wanting to give it to her anyway.. but she doesn't know that. (And I'm pretty sure I never got the chance to show it to her anyway.) Then when I get this stupid project finished I'll give it to her.
Pss. Does anyone have any tips for frogging a project in which two yarns were used? Wish me luck! (I really need it.)
Psss. I forgot the
Sapphirey splendor!! Shame on me!
I Just Knew That'd Happen..
Birthdays wear me out...
My birthday lasted a whopping three days.. and I still haven't gotten the gifts my parent's promised me yet.. They both (on their respective days) took me to a place to pick out something and we ended up getting nothing. lol. Mom has promised me a piece of jewelery that is around 150-170 dollars.. Dad has promised me a laptop he is getting from his friend for free. But depending on what it needs he'll get me Windows XP and maybe a case for it and a wireless mouse. I told him I really needed a laptop for school.. so he's working on it.
Anyway.. the shining star of my birthday was my Husband.. he did SUCH a good job!! You'll be proud of him when you see what he got me:

His presentation was even good... We were going out to the dinner theater on Saturday (The mom birthday) and while I was still getting ready he put the first present in a bag for me and he took it with us.. It was the DVD.
I was happy to have it but I was pretty sure that I would get it.. we had been asking Hollywood video a couple times when they'd be selling the "previously viewed" ones on the cheap because I wanted it.
I partially consider this a knitted related gift because of the great knitting scene.. Hehee. Yarn barf.
Then when we got home from the theater he said he wanted to give me another present and he brought it to me and he said "See, I wrapped it myself!" Even though it was clearly wrapped by the Barnes and Noble people.. (Who else has specially cut wrapping paper with tiny books on it?) I thought that was pretty funny.
He did a good job on this book.. he said he was standing in the "crafting section" for a good 45 minutes trying to think of the one I would want.. He knew I had never even seen that book before and he looked through the patterns and thought I would like some of them.. He said it's a book that will grow with me because I can't do all of the things in it yet.
He is right.. he was being thoughtful.... He is so sweet.
Course.. this wasn't all he got me.. (I know.. I'm misleading) but the reason the third gift isn't in the picture is because I don't have it write now.. It's at the jewelers being re-sized. (Yes... I said
jewelers.... Hee!) He got me a seriously gorgeous sapphire necklace with small diamonds in a white gold setting... It is SO pretty and mindbogglingly huge.. (Two.. and a half.. karats. Yes! TWO .5!) I still smile about it even though I won't have it for good till Thursday. The chain was a bit too long for me so they're shortening it.
To make that knitting related... I'm sure I'll wear it while I knit >: ) (And all the rest of the time too! LOL)
So yes.. I'm quite proud of my dear Bradley.. he did soo good.
Just to round out the gifts I also got a total of $61 from relatives... This may or may not be spent on knitting related items... I haven't quite decided yet.
So anyway.. I've been knitting on Aunt Faye's gift for a few days now.. I have some progress to show.. and... Aunt Karen has decided she must have a scarf now..

The green yarn is the yarn Aunt Karen bought for her scarf... It doesn't feel so good and I've knitted with it before... I'm hoping to find a scarf pattern that isn't insanely and mind bogglingly boring to knit it with but I don't think I'll be able to... She may have to settle for garter-stitch : / On the upside that cute little bag came from her too.. When she came over for my birthday she had it as her purse and I said "I want that!" (Meaning that I want to know where I can buy myself one.) but I didn't know that she was giving it to me till last night when I got home from work.. it was in the bag she left here with the yarn in it. I consider it payment for knitting her scarf.. >: )
So that project for Aunt Faye.. it's not going horribly bad.. but I think I'm gonna have to tell Mammy that I absolutely don't want to knit another one.. I don't particularly like the yarn (both together) or the pattern that well.
I'm still nervous about the color combo too.. I'm not sure if it's just ugly or if I just don't like it because it's not my taste.
Here's a closeup:

I just don't know.. I would have preferred that the purple be darker.. I think that would look better... but who knows.. Aunt Faye might just love it the way it is..
On a totally random note.. The
Yarn Harlot book is fabulous... I think it is SO funny! If you haven't read it yet.. you should!
So.. now I'm 21.. and I didn't drink a drop of alcohol.. Yeah.. I'm such a rebel ; )
PS. When the necklace is here... I'll post a picture of it just so yall can see the sapphirey splendor of it ; )